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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Words of Wisdom to Men :)

(1) "Fine" - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) "Five Minutes" - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) "Nothing" - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."

(4) "Go Ahead" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

(5) "Loud Sigh" - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are in idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(6) "That's Okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) "Thanks" - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (Unless shes says "Thanks a lot" - pure sarcasm. In this case do not say you're welcome.)

(8) "Don't Worry About It, I Got It" - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response - see #3.

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